zeusvoncorbett:

Jerkface.

 Fantastic lol

fyhusky:

(by hlmencer)

My owner http://eyesthatkilltheevilsouls.tumblr.com/ just informed me that she originally was looking for a Husky… but THEN she fell in love with my face. Yeah that’s right. Take that Mr. Super Blue eyes I’m so much cooler than you are!

My girlfriend Mishka is a Husky. She’s prettier than you!! Maybe one day we’ll make Huskita puppies. Then they’d be cuter than you too. TAKE THAT! :]

 Yes… I totally reblogged this lol

Somewhere with a secluded beach and an open bar :]

“I want a small ham sammich”

Do you mean a 6 inch? What kind of bread?

“Normal bread”

White?

“No honey oat”

Seriously people…. you’re lucky you watch us make your sandwiches.

I hate being treated like I’m 5. I’m sorry mother but I am almost 20. I am going to fucking say fucking so fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! SHIT! Delete me if you hate it so much holy fucking shit jesus fuck fuck fuck. :]

zeusvoncorbett:

Blogging master

FUCKING CUTE. WINNING. xD

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saraxpants:

i love this movie

so very true.